More about Me….These are things I am completely qualified to talk to you about.
Just as a precursor to what you read here, just remember, YOU came here, I didn’'t beg you to. And remember, not matter how hard your life has been; I win.
WHERE I STARTED (LITERALLY)
I was born to a guy who was a deputy for the Los Angeles Sheriffs Department and a woman who at one time was a pregnant runaway from Minnesota. Apparently she was young and fled Minnesota in shame from her pregnancy and came to California. I don’'t know why, and Aunt Delores, my only living relative who does know is taking it with her to the grave. Any how, my mom got a job in a donut shop, where she met my dad, the cop. Donuts and cops go together in case you missed it. Stay with me.
WHEN I WAS FIVE YEARS OLD
My dad the cop, who was a raging alcoholic, shot and killed my mom at a restaurant in front of me and my older brother. Yes, it is shocking. And yes, it's true and I can prove it.
MORE DYSFUNCTIONAL THINGS ABOUT ME.
I have PTSD (Post Traumatic Stress Disorder) Loud noises will send me running for cover.
I have Tourettes Syndrome, but not the kind where you swear. Sorry Bitches. I know you wanted to listen to me go off.
I was a runaway, which was not as fun as I had hoped it would be.
I did a little time in a children’s home and foster care.
I had panic attacks that struck so severely that I got hysterical blindness and deafness. Like Helen Keller, only I got my senses back. Oh. And I could talk.
I had a stalker for 3 years. That guy was a total freak and one day he just stopped. I moved to Colorado during this time where they had a 'make my day' law. The law included being able to shoot someone from a really long distance 'because you are in fear for your life.'
I went through a divorce. It went pretty well.
I had Stage 3B Breast Cancer and many surgeries, including having both my tatas sliced off.
I now have Rheumatoid Arthritis and some degenerative spine thing, but it’s cool. I live to tell about it. And I'm not a cripple.
I danced naked on tables in the ‘80s. Sometimes for money. Because it was fun and I was self-destructive. Thank God someone got to see my beauties before they were cut off. Don’t judge me.
Oh yeah, and I had some crazy eating disorder called anorexia, that after years of therapy I discovered was due to the fact that my dad shot my mom while we were eating. Problem solved. I went the other way, and now I’'m fat.
TODAY MY LIFE…...Is totally great.
I am married to BTM and have been with him for 13 years.
I have 2 amazing kids. One who is in the NAVY doing some top secret stuff and a younger boy that is beautiful and talented. They are WAY different than I was as a kid. Which is a good thing.
I co-own a great business in Interior/Artistic Design and Development. See it here:
I have a totally incredible group of friends. And they are hot.
I survived it all.
Things I Love To Do
Anything extreme. BTM and I could probably win The Amazing Race.
SCUBA and Snorkel
Go to beautiful Hotels.
Ride my Harley. That’'s right bitches. I have my own ride.
Negotiate. I should have been a lawyer.